Bloody hell! Part 2

The cleanest way to menstruate is this: get a Brazilian wax 1.5 weeks before your period. Use tampons instead of sanitary napkins/pads to avoid a strawberry sandwich situation with pubes for garnish. Voila!


Bloody hell!

I have a cotton marshmallow up my vagina and it's poking my insides. In the Philippines, sanitary napkins are the most commonly used blood suckers by the menstruating. Tampons are available, but not everywhere, and they're more expensive. For 25 pesos, one can already avail of a 12-pack of napkins. I've only used tampons once… Continue reading Bloody hell!

I fell in love with my rapist

It's a long, sordid story, but it's true. And after 7+years, I've only told two people and only this love month. After today's confession, many hours, 2.5 bags of chips, a chocolate bar, and two fat-laden bottled drinks, I realized I used the word debrief in reference to the aftermath of that relationship. It's been… Continue reading I fell in love with my rapist

The perfect sickness package

Day 1 of the new year, sick. But I discovered something in 2017 that made a big difference in my recovery. Drink fresh coconut water. It's better than Gatorade or rehydration salts. You will literally feel the rehydration process taking place in your body. And the meat is delicious! If you can't find fresh, you… Continue reading The perfect sickness package

Butt talk

I worked with pets, mostly cats and dogs, for close to four and a half years. We had to do full body checks when they first arrived at the boarding facility, so anuses and (dog) penises became regular sightings for me. I've stared at more butts than I'd care to count. In high school, the… Continue reading Butt talk